Name: Robert.
Alias: Mr Punk AKA Old Gregg.
City: A club where people wee on each other.
Favorite format: Whatever format we’re playing on weekends that he doesn’t have to work.
Favorite archetype: Mono red.
Age: Older than the funk.
Favorite non-Magic game: Dungeons and Dragons and watercolors.

Robert’s Starcitygames profile.

Bio: We don’t have an insulting bio for Mr. Punk yet because we haven’t all gathered together to write one, but rest assured it will likely involve Aspergers and bad cards similar to Gweivyth’s.