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Name: Rob.
Alias: Polar Bear.
City: Fort Mill, SC.
Favorite format: Standard.
Favorite archetype: Aggro.
Age: 41.
Favorite non-Magic game: Destiny.

 

Bio: Polar Bear is the walking embodiment of a positive attitude, which must be exhausting to maintain in the midst of the roasting pit that is Mage Ring Network.  He tells stories of a mystical, magical place called Miami that has 24-hour strip clubs and night clubs where you find stacks of Benjamins on the floor, but we’re not sure if we believe that it exists.  We’re keeping him around in hopes that he leads us to the Promised Land much like the Ancients in Final Fantasy VII.

We also like him because he doesn’t give us crap when we make jokes about autism even though he probably should.